An American court has approved
Lawyers Humphrey and Burnett, O Dear!
To fabricate quotations ‘n case laws.
Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.
An American court has approved
The attorneys of Allstate, O Dear!
To lie in the court Discovery.
Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.
An American court has approved
Lawyers of the Firm Benesch, O Dear!
To misrepresent a dead manager
As live executive to evade D[eposition].
Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.
An American court permitted
Lawyers Humphrey and Burnett, O Dear!
To seal the Contract in all lawsuits
Between Allstate and its agents as
Exhibit A, as Confidential.
Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.
An American court permitted
The attorneys of Allstate, O Dear!
To trample Doctrine of Equal Time
In its Discovery procedures.
Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.
An American court permitted
Lawyers of the Firm Benesch, O Dear!
To ruin opponent’s health, Compelling
24-hour b’fore final deadline.
Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.
The Alexandria Law Library
Only open to selected few, (O Dear!)
Yoo-hoo! Flow Internationally,
Nile Law Library ‘f Alexandria!
Oh Dear! The Un-American Court of Alexandria